The Universal Monster

My mommy and several people told me when I was growing up that I was a good drawer, but I haven't practiced a lot at all forever, so this is the best I can do.

This is an EVIL SIN DEATH HELL SLIME SHAME MONSTER.

Sin is monsterful. It eats people. Monsters are evil. Many monsters eat people. That is why this is a SIN monster, and sin is EVIL, thus the EVIL SIN part of his name. Note the red eyebrows slanted in anger, symbolizing anger. And the orange eye, like he is so sinful and angry that he makes himself bleed with anger and rage in one eye, like he is so angry he might have an orange eye. But he still has one white eye. There is still hope for this monster, although he is headed into the dark abyss of night, like hell, exiting from the yellow sunshine of happiness. Thus the DEATH HELL part of his name, for "Death is the wages of sin". Note also the tire around his belly, symbolizing both bondage and being trapped by a tire. And see that his antennae show that sin is turning him into a MONSTER. And he is green with the slimy muck of sin. And sin is shameful. Thus the SLIME SHAME part of his name. Note also the tiny nipples of black against green, symoblizing his wish to maintain his image of manhood and the nurturing priesthood of compassion. But it is now a FALSE priesthood. Because he has NO compassion. He is an EVIL SIN DEATH HELL SLIME SHAME MONSTER. And SIN is a MONSTER that is in ALL movies. Sinful movies are going into the dark abyss of night, like this EVIL SIN DEATH HELL SLIME SHAME MONSTER.

-alexh

(I also just added my name to this art which I will take credit for. Or I'll take credit for the captions, but the art is stolen, and I'd love it if anyone wanted to draw original art for the caption to re-post there.)